Monday, December 18, 2017

NLRB restores sanity to its rules on employee handbooks and joint employment


Last week, the NLRB started making good on its promise to roll back some of its more controversial Obama-era reforms—its assault on employee handbooks and its liberalization of joint employment.

Friday, December 15, 2017

WIRTW #488 (the “all harassment, all the time” edition)


As you’ll see below, sexual harassment has become such a big story that it’s (sadly) earned it’s own headlining category in my weekly recap of What I Read This Week. I am looking forward to the day (hopefully sooner rather than later) when I can delete it.

For now, sexual harassment continues to dominate the headlines, both general and employment law. This week, I guested on the Talent 10x podcast to discuss sexual harassment at Work in a Post-Weinstein World.


Here’s what I read this week:

Thursday, December 14, 2017

New OFCCP director inherits a criticized agency


If you are a federal contractor or subcontractor, the letters O-F-C-C-P hold real meaning for you. They stand for Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs. It is the federal agency which ensures that employers doing business with the federal government (i.e., those holding federal contracts and subcontracts) comply with federal laws and regulations requiring nondiscrimination in employment, including their affirmative action obligations.

Yesterday, the OFCCP named Ondray T. Harris as its new Director.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Today is your last day to vote for the WORST EMPLOYER OF 2017


If you have not yet voted for the Worst Employer of 2017, your time is running very short. The polls close at 11 pm today.

Who is your favorite?

  • The Cancerous Boss — company fires employee who needs a 10-day leave of absence for cancer surgery; tells him she doesn’t “need people with cancer working in her office”
  • The Racist Boss — employer that gifts an African American employee a confederate flag purse as a Christmas gift after she had complained about harassment
  • The Horny Head of HR — employer ignores employee’s complaints about the HR head’s lascivious conduct and inappropriate text messages; tells him, “I hope you’re not going to sue me,” while nibbling on his ear

I’ll announce the big winner (or the big loser, depending on your perspective) next week.

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Did you miss the Employment Law Year in Review webinar? Today is your lucky day.


Last week, I had the pleasure of presenting, along with four other “top employment law bloggers” (at least according to Corporate Counsel), plus the Evil HR Lady herself, Suzanne Lucas, a webinar entitled the “Employment Law Year in Review.”

Response was much higher than anticipated for this event, so much so that we had to turn people away. I hate turning people away.

So, we decided to make the webinar recording available for everyone to enjoy.


Monday, December 11, 2017

It’s not #MeToo that’s killing your office holiday party; it’s your workplace culture


Last week, Fox News host Laura Ingraham asked if the #MeToo movement is ruining the office holiday party.


“Is the #MeToo movement becoming a spoiler for this season’s Christmas parties? … I can see this year it might a little less festive. No alcohol and no fun and no lampshades and no nothing, and, I don’t know, maybe that’s better. Is this just killing all the fun of Christmas?”

Friday, December 8, 2017

WIRTW #487 (the “(no) regrettes” edition)


One of my absolute favorite things to do is taking Norah to concerts. 

Wednesday, I’m taking her to a punk show.

SWMRS / The Interrupters / The Regrettes.

I have no doubt that I will be one of the oldest people there, maybe by a couple of decades. And, I don’t care a lick.

I love their music. I love being able to experience it with my daughter. And I’ll continue to love doing it for as long as she wants to hang with Dad at a concert.

So, if you find yourself at the Agora Wednesday night, look for us up in front of the stage. That’s where Norah likes to be, and I’ll be bouncing right next to her.

And, if you don't know The Regrettes, check them out. They might be the opener, but they are the band I am most excited to see.


What do you do to keep yourself feeling young? Share in the comments below.

Here’s what I read this week:

Thursday, December 7, 2017

I am honored to have been the first ever guest on the Hostile Work Environment podcast


Have you cast your vote yet for the Worst Employer of 2017?

Whether your answer is “Yes,” “Not yet”, or “What are you talking about,” I recommend you listen to the latest installment of the Hostile Work Environment podcast (available today).

I was honored be the first guest ever on what has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts. (Thanks to Marc and Dennis!)

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

New Year’s Resolutions — NLRB-style


Have you started thinking about your New Year’s resolutions for 2018?

The NLRB’s newly minted general counsel, Peter Robb, has, and employers will be very happy.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Is this the worst harassment training video of all time, or is it the best?


Much of the news lately has focused on how we, as employers, can do a better job training and otherwise educating our employees about workplace harassment.

So, I ask—is this parody the worst harassment training video of all time, or, is it so bad, that it’s actually the best training video?


I think I’m leaning towards the latter—that this video is so brilliant in its awfulness that it might just make a really good training tool, or least part of great compliance and education program.

What do you think?

Share your thoughts in the comments below.

Monday, December 4, 2017

Our harassment laws are not the reason for our sexual harassment problem


Last week, the New York Times ran an Op-Ed titled, Boss Grab Your Breasts? That’s Not (Legally) Harassment.

It argues that our lax sexual harassment laws, and the courts that apply them, are responsible for our current workplace harassment problems.

Friday, December 1, 2017

WIRTW #486 (the “all apologies” edition)


Accused of sexual harassment? Don’t know what to do?

Thankfully, the Celebrity Perv Apology Generator has you covered.

Example?
As the father of daughters, I am deeply ashamed (but not “sorry” because that means I’m guilty of something). At the time I believed that my sociopathic manipulation of the 22-year-old in my office was consensual, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will get the help I so desperately need because this isn’t actually my fault, I have a problem so I’m not responsible for my actions.
(I’ll take this over Matt Lauer’s “apology” 10 times out of 10; at least this one is honest.)

Thank you, Dana SchwartzRob Sheridan, and Scott McCaughey, from bringing some much needed levity to an otherwise awful situation.

Here’s what I read the past two weeks:

Thursday, November 30, 2017

How not to harass women, in one easy step


Last night we went to dinner at our favorite local restaurant. Donovan ordered his favorite dish—gluten free penne alfredo. He is not a great eater. Usually, despite this dish’s “favorite” status, he will eat two bites and proclaim, “I’m full.” Last night, the general manager, who was covering chef duties, decided to have a little fun at D-Man’s expense. Instead of a full plate of pasta, he sent a small dish with two lonely noodles. We howled. Donovan was not amused. We explained that sometimes teasing is an expression of affection, which was the category into which this little joke fell.

I’m happy to report that Donovan got over the good-natured joke, and, for the first time I can recall, cleared his full plate (after it was delivered to the table).

That was funny.

What’s not funny?

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

The Worst Employer of 2017: The Finalists


I started this journey all the way back on January 12, 2017, in a post discussing an employer who fired a man absent while attending his son’s birth.

This poll of the year’s worst employers seemed like a fun way to illustrate how employers shouldn’t act. Your response suggests that I might be on to something.

Almost one year and nearly 600 votes later, we’ve cut the 23 nominees down to these three finalists (in alphabetical order):

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

In the spirit of #GivingTuesday, here are 7 considerations for your charitable donations policy


Today is Giving Tuesday, a global day of charitable giving, which symbolically kicks off the season for those who choose to focus their holiday and year-end giving.

How does your company support employees’ charitable endeavors?

Monday, November 27, 2017

Timing is everything when defending a retaliation claim


Miriam Valle worked as a ticket agent for Frank Martz Coach Company, until it fired her on January 27, 2016.

Two weeks prior, she had advised her immediate supervisor, Edward Steltz, that she needed to apply for FMLA leave for breast cancer surgery. Martz approved the leave to begin on January 19, and was scheduled to return to work on January 25 following her surgery. Complications pushed that return dated back by four days. Before she could return, however, Martz fired her following an investigation into complaints by co-workers that she had made violent threats (allegations which Valle denied).

In Valle v. Frank Martz Coach Company (M.D. Pa. 11/16/17), the court denied the employer’s motion for summary judgment and held Valle’s FMLA retaliation claim for trial.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Today is your last day to vote in the preliminary round for the “Worst Employer of 2017”


Today is your last day to vote in the preliminary round for the “Worst Employer of 2017.”

Voting in the cut-down round has been robust, with nearly 600 votes cast to date.

That said, there have been three clear leaders since day one.

Yet, several others are within a few votes of squeaking into the finals.

So, what are you waiting for? If you haven’t voted, click here and vote.

Polls close at 11 pm, and will re-open next Wednesday for one final round of voting on the three (or more?) finalists.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Your employees are your brand ambassadors; train them accordingly


“Dad, can you take me to the craft store?”

My 6th grader has a diorama due the day after Thanksgiving break.

So, off Norah and I went to the craft store last night.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Employees that allegedly take an employer’s stuff without authorization don’t win discrimination cases, but might win defamation cases



Jason Shann worked as the Enterprise Desktop Management Team Leader in the IT department of Atlantic Health System. He also suffered from tinnitus, a crackling and buzzing noises in his left ear caused by an Eustachian tube dysfunction. His tinnitus would flare up unpredictably, and, as it worsened, it caused him to suffer anxiety and depression.

As a result, he applied for, and was granted, a 21-day FMLA leave, and intermittent leave thereafter upon his return to work. Despite the intermittent FMLA leave, his tinnitus continued to worsen. Ultimately, he decided to take short-term disability leave, which he intended to role into long-term disability and retirement. 

Prior to leaving Atlantic Health, the company discovered that he had “removed” a plethora of computer assets from his workplace. According to the police report, he took four laptops, one iPad, three hard drives, one portable DVD-R/RW and RAM Drive, one mouse, and an AC adapter for one of the laptops. The company also discovered that he had used unauthorized third-party software to overwrite more than 27,000 files on the one hard drive he left at his desk.

Friday, November 17, 2017

WIRTW #485 (the “what I’m listening to this week” edition)


A few weeks ago I listed my five favorite podcasts, and asked you for some suggestions to add to my listening queue.

Had I waited a month, Hostile Work Environment would have topped the list.
Each week, Marc and Dennis will bring true stories of wacky, grotesque, and just plain bizarre workplace happenings. And while we hope that you find these cases as interesting and amusing as we do — and laugh along with us in the telling — make no mistake, we’ll also be bringing analysis and legal discussion of those cases.
Two episodes in, they have not disappointed. You cannot go wrong discussing an employee’s fear of the mark of the beast, or a company that disciplines poor performers by spanking them with yard signs.

If you’re reading this, I know you’re an employment law and HR nerd (it’s okay to admit it; I came to grips with it a long time ago). Do yourself a favor a jump over to hwepodcast.com, or your podcast app of choice, and queue up the first two episodes. I guarantee that your daily commute will thank you for it.

Here’s what I read this week:

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Work stress and the ADA



I’ve been thinking a lot lately about stress, and the anxiety it can, and often does, cause.

Stress induced anxiety can cripple someone. According to the Anxiety and Depressions Association of America:
  • 72 percent of people who have daily stress and anxiety say it interferes with their lives at least moderately.
  • 40 percent experience persistent stress or excessive anxiety in their daily lives.
  • 30 percent with daily stress have taken prescription medication to manage stress, nervousness, emotional problems, or lack of sleep.
  • 28 percent have had an anxiety or panic attack.

What happens, however, when the thing inducing the stress and anxiety is the workplace itself? What are an employer’s obligations under the ADA to accommodate this mental health disorder?

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

It’s amazing what one finds while packing


Yesterday afternoon, I received the following email from a co-worker:
To: Office All
Subject: Pardon the office all email 
I am sure you all have found interesting things that you had completely forgotten as you cleaned up your workspaces. I have no idea where I obtained this, but I hope you find it as funny as I did.

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Announcing “The Employment Law Year in Review” Webinar


Do you enjoy webinars?

Do you have an affinity for six of the internet’s top labor and employment law and HR bloggers coming together to present said webinar?

Do you desire SHRM and HRCI credits?

Before you answer, what if told you all of the above is FREE.

Then what are you waiting for? Click here, now.

Monday, November 13, 2017

How do we start to STOP sexual harassment?


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Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Louis CK, Mark Halperin, Bill O’Reilly, Roger Ailes … the list of men accused of sexual harassment and other sexual misconduct seems to know no end.

I very much hope that we have reached the beginning of a cultural watershed against sexual harassment in America. Which is undoubtedly a good thing, especially when you consider a recent Washington Post survey reporting that nearly one-third of women have received an unwanted sexual advance from a co-worker.

All of which begs the question … if sexual harassment is so prevalent in the American workplace, how do we start having a conversation about how to stop it?

Friday, November 10, 2017

WIRTW #484 (the “happy place” edition)


What’s your happy place?

Where do you take your mind when you’re just having a bad day, when you have to deal with that employee, when a client chews you out (I know, that never happens), or when you otherwise need a mental breather from the world and all of its evil and other craziness?

Mine is watching my kids play music.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

9.8 million reasons to consider transferring a disabled employee to a vacant position


Photo by Taber Andrew Bain
Licensed via Creative Commons 
Earlier this month, American Airlines agreed to pay $9.8 million to settle a disability discrimination lawsuit brought by the EEOC.

The agency claimed that the employer’s return-to-work policy—which allegedly refused to consider transfers to open positions for disabled employees, but instead required the employees to apply for and compete for vacant position upon their return to work—violated the ADA.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

What’s the worst employee exit you’ve ever seen?


There is a right way to quit a job, and a wrong way to quit a job.

Last week, a Twitter employee demonstrated the worst of the latter.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Some lessons from the employee fired for middle-fingering Trump’s motorcade


Have your heard about Juli Briskman, the biker that flipped the finger to Trump’s passing motorcade?

https://twitter.com/julibriskman

Monday, November 6, 2017

Parental status discrimination is NOT a thing. But should it be?


I received some great feedback on LinkedIn on last week’s post on New York’s new paid family leave law.

That law grants paid leave for the same general reasons one can take unpaid leave under the FMLA. What it does not do, though, is create a new protected class.

Indeed, discrimination based on one’s status as a parent is, in and of itself, NOT illegal.

Friday, November 3, 2017

WIRTW #483 (the “tardy” edition)


I HATE being late. It’s my number one pet peeve.

It drives my family completely nuts. If I’m even one minute late for anything, I am a mess. For that reason, we are usually five minutes early for everything (which is perfectly okay by me).

I view tardiness as an issue of respect. When you are late, it tells others that you view your time as more valuable than theirs. To me, lateness equal selfishness, and I have little tolerance for the selfish.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Is New York the beginning of the end for America’s poor family leave laws?


My two working-parent family
It is freakin’ hard to be a working parent in America. It is even more difficult when both mom and dad work.

It’s not just childcare, but also doctors’ appointments, kids’ sick days, summer vacations, winter and spring breaks, Labor Days, Memorial Days, and all the other “Days” (and don’t get me started on “teacher in-service days”).

Beginning January 1, 2018, New York is implementing the start of solution for any employees that work in that state.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

VOTE for the ‘Worst Employer of 2017’ — polls are open


The day for which you’ve waited all year has finally arrived.

It’s your opportunity to help pick the Worst Employer of 2017.

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Apple employee gaffe illustrates risk posed by YouTube videos in protection of trade secrets


An Apple employee lost his job this week after his daughter, Brooke Amelia Peterson, posted a YouTube video of her dad’s brand new, unreleased iPhone X.

ReCode has the details:
Peterson posted a five-minute video of a September day in Silicon Valley, which mostly included shopping for makeup and clothing. Harmless, and not unlike other YouTube videos posted by teenagers. 
But then, in the video, she visits her father on Apple’s campus in Cupertino for what seems like dinner. As they munch on pizzas in the company’s cafeteria, Peterson’s dad hands her his iPhone X to test. That’s when YouTube viewers got about 45 seconds of footage of Peterson scrolling through various screens on the new design and showing off its camera.

Monday, October 30, 2017

Ohio lawmakers consider safe harbor for cybersecurity compliance


If the Equifax data breach hasn’t scared your company into cybersecurity compliance, Ohio lawmakers are considering dangling you a compliance carrot.

Senate Bill 220 [pdf], introduced earlier this month, would provide business a cybersecurity ‘safe harbor’ in exchange for compliance with the NIST Cybersecurity Framework (or other similar standard).

Friday, October 27, 2017

WIRTW #482 (the “a bet is a bet” edition)


It’s been a couple of weeks since baseball’s evil empire, otherwise known as the New York Yankees, knocked my beloved Cleveland Indians out of the playoffs.

I can’t say the pain has gone away, but seeing the Astros as the American League’s representative in the World Series helps an ever-so-small small bit.

With no risk of Yankees winning it all this year, it’s time I paid off a little bet I made with Dan Schwartz over the outcome of the Division Series.

God, this hurts. But, a bet is a bet.


Here’s what I read this week.

Thursday, October 26, 2017

When should HR call its lawyer?


Yesterday, I read When is an Employee Issue a Legal Issue (and When Is it HR)?, written by Dan Schwartz on his always excellent Connecticut Employment Law Blog. Dan posits that there are some instances when a business almost always should get legal involved with an employee issue, such as when it receives a “lawyer letter”, receives service of an agency charge or lawsuit, needs to conduct a privileged investigation, or confronts a complex or novel legal issue.

I’d like to address this same question from a more macro level.

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Not all swearing at work is created equal


According to a recent survey, 57% of American employees admit to swearing at work. (To me, that seems low. Also, count me in the “yes” column.)

Where is the line between swearing as harmless workplace banter and swearing as harmful unlawful harassment?

Consider these two examples.

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Bill O’Reilly claiming victim status is WHY we have a harassment problem


Over the weekend, the New York Times reported that Bill O’Reilly paid $32 million to settle a claim of sexual harassment brought against him by a former co-worker.

Yesterday, in an interview with the New York Times, O’Reilly let his accusers have it:
It’s horrible what I went through, horrible what my family went through. This is crap. It’s politically and financially motivated. We can prove it with shocking information. We have physical proof that this is bullshit.

Monday, October 23, 2017

The 23rd nominee for the “worst employer of 2017” is … the cake boss


As we wind down the year toward voting to name the first annual “Worst Employer of the Year,” I thought I had all bases covered. Then I read this story on Buzzfeed:
This Teen Says Her Chili’s Manager Sexually Harassed Her, And Her Coworkers Threw A Party To Shame Her

Friday, October 20, 2017

WIRTW #481 (the “proof of concept” edition)


When a commenter starts his thoughts with “Hey faggot,” you know you have one for the internet-troll hall of fame.

A couple of months ago I wrote a post entitled, When You Discover That You Employ a Nazi. This post generated the above-referenced comment on Workforce.com (which cross-posts my blog daily).

The rest of this winning comment?


Thank you, Mr. Bryson, for proving my point. Let me also suggest (if you can stomach it) that you check out his account on Disqus.com, which exposes his views on a range of topics, including LGBTQ people, the Jews, and school shootings as false flags. For the record, he is con, con, and WTF?!

Here’s what else I read this week:

Thursday, October 19, 2017

When is a break not a break under the FLSA?


The FLSA draws a pretty clear line as to when breaks must be paid, and when they can be unpaid.

If a break 20 minutes or less in duration, it must be paid. Any longer, and an employer can make it an unpaid break.

What if, however, instead of providing employees paid breaks, an employer installs a system of flex time—the employer only pays employees for the time they are logged onto its system, which maximizes employees’ ability to take breaks from work at any time, for any reason, and for any duration.

Does this “flex time” system of unlimited unpaid breaks pass muster under the FLSA?

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

No, you do not need a workplace emoji policy


I read a blog yesterday that asked the following question? “Do you need a workplace emoji policy?

They say yes, I say an unequivocal no.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Weinstein case highlights problem of “ostriching” harassment


It’s been a busy few days in employment-law land, with the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment case dominating the headlines.

What have we learned?
  • Weinstein is an (alleged) (do I really need to add this qualifier?) serial harasser, maybe one of the worst in history.
  • His misconduct was the worst kept secret in Hollywood, with even Courtney Love discussing it all the way back in 2005.
  • The Weinstein Company, and the members of its board of director, are in deep, deep trouble for ignoring Harvey’s (alleged) wandering eyes, hands, etc.

Monday, October 16, 2017

There is no *good* reason to be anti-LGBTQ rights


Last week I presented a webinar entitled, “The Top 10 Employee Handbook Mistakes.”

I discussed, among other policies, missing at-will disclaimers, salary discussion bans, failing to define the FMLA leave-year, inflexible leave of absence policies, and omitted or ineffective harassment policies.

I also discussed anti-discrimination policies that ignore LGBTQ employment rights.

During the LGBTQ section of the webinar, I provided the legal background on the issue (Title VII is silent, some states and municipalities have acted, and the EEOC and federal courts have stepped up to otherwise fill in Title VII’s gap).

I then issued this challenge to the attendees—
“Be on the right side of history.”

Friday, October 13, 2017

WIRTW #480 (the “another Fake ID” edition)


Indulge me, as this morning I once again take off my employment-law blogger hat, and replace it with my proud dad / music blogger hat.

Fake ID had quite the successful opening weekend of music. They started last Saturday night rocking The Pond Ice Rink’s annual clambake (encore included), and finished Sunday afternoon as the talk of the Hiram House Camp Pumpkin Festival.

It was an absolute joy to watch this band perform (and not just because one of them happens to be mine). These kids rock hard, work harder, and love what they are doing.

As one fan described his “favorite cover band in town” — “Book them now for your holiday party before they get their driver’s licenses!”


Follow these kids on YouTube for more videos from this past weekend, like them on Facebook for information on future gigs, and follow them on Instagram for more videos and other photos.

Here’s what I read this week.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Do you know what to do when an employee dies on the job?


It’s news an employer never wants to deliver.

“I’m sorry, but your spouse (or partner, child, or other family member) had an accident at work and unfortunately passed away.”

But it happens. In fact, according to OSHA it’s happened 357 times already this year.

Indeed, it happened just yesterday, at Cleveland State University. A piece of sheet metal fell and killed a construction worker.

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Jemele Hill story underscores employees lack of understanding about personal social media and work


Social media has irreparably torn down the wall that has historically separated one’s work life from one’s personal life.

Earlier this week, ESPN personality Jemele Hill learned this lesson the hard way.

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

It’s coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE: 12 steps for your employees to become cyber-aware


Do you remember the movie When a Stranger Calls?

The movie opens with a babysitter receiving a telephone call from a man who asks, “Have you checked the children?” She dismisses the call as a practical joke, but as they continue, and become more frequent and threatening, she becomes frightened and calls the police. Ultimately, she receives a return call from the police, telling her that the calls are coming from inside the house.

(Cue ominous music)


October is National Cyber Security Awareness Month. And, according to one recent study, employee negligence or other error is the cause of 41 percent of all data breaches. Your data breaches are coming from inside your house. The question is what are you going to do about it.

Monday, October 9, 2017

What to do when your Harvey Weinstein harasses your employees


By now you’ve likely heard about the decades of harassment allegations levied against storied Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein. Over the weekend, his company, the Weinstein Company, fired him.

Will your board have the courage to do the same if your CEO / President / founder engages in the type of misconduct alleged against Harvey Weinstein?

Friday, October 6, 2017

WIRTW #479 (the “pod” edition)


I am recently back on the podcast wagon. For reasons that I never understood, I abandoned the platform as a media source a few years ago. But I’m back with a vengeance.

Here are the five podcasts to which I’ve been most listening lately (along with their official descriptions and my favorite recent episode of each):


Thursday, October 5, 2017

Sometimes a banana is just a banana, and sometimes you're liable for harassment


An employee grabs a co-worker’s penis and pokes another employee with a banana protruding from the zipper of his pants.

Should the employer be liable for sexual harassment?

Well, it depends. An employer’s liability for harassment often hinges on whether the harasser is a “supervisor.”

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Accommodating employees should be a common sense issue


I spent a high-school summer working on a warehouse loading dock. One of my co-workers was named Harland Jester. (I provide his name because he named his son “Court,” and this context provides the necessary color for the rest of the story.)

Four days in to my summer job, a co-worker pulled me aside and ask, “Did Harland get a hold of you yet?”

“Uh, no. Why?”

“Just wait.”

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

The 22nd nominee for the “worst employer of 2017” is … the wage absconder


Suppose you decide you are not going to pay your employees minimum wage and overtime required by the Fair Labor Standards Act. And let’s further say that the department of labor investigates your wage and hour practices and fines you to the tune of $1.95 million for the unpaid wages.

Do you—
  1. Figure out how to pay the fine?
  2. File bankruptcy and wrap yourself in its protections in an attempt to save as much of your assets as possible?
  3. Transfer assets to family members to create an appearance of insolvency and inability to pay the fine?

Monday, October 2, 2017

Just try to curb your enthusiasm about this post on the ADA and attendance


On last night’s season-nine premier of HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Larry David was faced with this age old problem.

How does an employer handle an employee who skips work because she’s constipated?

Larry handled it by foisting his problem employee (his personal assistant) onto someone else.

What should you do?

Friday, September 29, 2017

WIRTW #478 (the “Fake ID” edition)


Norah has a small dry-erase calendar hanging inside her middle-school locker. And on that calendar, in the Friday block, she scribbled the words, “Fake ID”.

“Norah,” the Head of Middle School asked her, “why do you have ‘Fake ID’ written in your locker?” She reports that he seemed … concerned.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

Bonus post today, because Roger Waters


If my 13-year-old self, sneaking off into the woods at sleep-away camp to listen to my bootlegged cassette of The Wall, could see me now…

When Roger Waters mentions your blog post from the stage, it merits a follow-up.

Trump flip-flops on LGBTQ workplace discrimination


“As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens.…”

Those were the words of then nominee Donald J. Trump at least year’s Republican Convention.

What’s missing from those words?

“…Unless you’re at work. Then you’re screwed.”

Yesterday, Trump’s White House announced that it will urge the 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals to rule that Title VII does not ban discrimination against gay employees. The court will decide whether, in that Circuit, Title VII’s definition of “sex” includes LGBTQ individuals. (The 7th Circuit has already says that it does.)

Are you tired of hearing me rant about this issue? Tired of hearing me tell you that it is shameful that in 2017 there still exists a group of people that the law does not clearly protect from discrimination? 

Well, I hope not. Because I’m going to keep doing it until this country WAKES UP and comes to its senses.


Wednesday, September 27, 2017

7th Circuit rejects extended medical leaves of absence as ADA accommodation


Photo: speedpropertybuyers.co.uk/
“You’re FIRED!”

No, this post is not about a recent Trump rally; it’s about the end game to Severson v. Heartland Woodcraft, Inc., in which an employer terminated an employee unable to return to work after the expiration of his 12-week FMLA leave.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Updated: The 21st nominee for the “worst employer of 2017” is … the Whata(alleged)racist


It has been 53 years since Congress banned racial discrimination in employment. You’d think by now that all employers would know that you cannot hire an employee expressly based on their race.

Yet, how does one explain this lawsuit, recently filed against Whataburger?

Monday, September 25, 2017

A rebuttal to those who questioned my parenting skills


Over the past four days, I have taken A LOT of heat online for allowing my 11-year-old daughter to perform on stage with Roger Waters.

Friday, September 22, 2017

WIRTW #477 (the “just another brick in the wall” edition)


I had a whole post written about Norah’s punk show last weekend, and how her performance awed me.

Then this happened yesterday.

At 2:54 pm I received the following email from the School of Rock general manager:
Major Minors! Roger Water’s people just contacted us, they need 10-12 kids aged 10-15 tonight to be on stage for a section of the show (the we don’t need no education part). This is going out to you guys.… I need to know NOW.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Is LGBT discrimination finally coming to a head?


Two stories this week caught my attention:

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The 20th nominee for the “worst employer of 2017” is … the nepotism harasser


Just when I think I’ve hit rock bottom with my survey of the year’s worst employers…

The EEOC reports that it has sued an Illinois IHOP franchisee for sexual harassment. While the allegations are bad, what makes this case worse is the allegation that the store owner ignored his employees’ complaints because the accused harasser was a close relative.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

What it’s like to be sued by your employee


When you litigate, you’re losing.

This is an odd statement for a litigator to make. But it’s true.

Monday, September 18, 2017

The 19th nominee for the “worst employer of 2017” is … the pizza punisher


Your 19th nominee for the worst employer of 2017 is a Jacksonville, Florida, Pizza Hut franchisee that threatened its employees if they skipped work because of Hurricane Irma.