According to a trusted news source, Congress has enacted the Americans with No Abilities Act:
The act … is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills or uses.
The ANAA will:
- Prevent discrimination again the non-abled.
- Provide corporations with tax incentives to hire non-abled workers.
- Create more than 25 million important-sounding “middle man” positions in the white-collar sector for non-abled persons.
Employers best ready their businesses and HR practices for this important piece of legislation.
(Happy April Fools’ Day)